Beth Levine (behth luh-veen):
Proper name: An award-winning, versatile, humorous and meticulous writer of magazine, web and newspaper articles and books.
A knowledgeable creator of corporate communications and marketing materials.
A thoughtful coach of college application essays who helps students find their true voices.
A low maintenance writer who has never missed a deadline.
A one-time finalist in The New Yorker cartoon caption contest!
Proper usage: "That Beth Levine, she's so dependable. I think I'll hire her."
I am in a great new fun book: Flash Nonfiction Funny: 71 Very Humorous, Very True, Very Short Stories, edited by Tom Hazuka and Dinty Moore. "Weighing In." Published by Woodhall Press, 3/18. Makes a great gift! Buy some for all your grumpy friends!
Also, I have my own humor column, Last Word, in Stamford Magazine!